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Jonathan Coulton is wise.

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annaakawie:

you come here to me!!!

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oxbloodruffin:

War.

oxbloodruffin:

Hold tight. Kiss goodnight.

Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly

Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one…

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oxbloodruffin:

Short film.

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My sexy new German mail-order bride.

‘05 Audi S4